Maybe I should write in english, maybe there are more who read my blog. I know for sure but it won't show flow. Maybe I should practise first and then switch to another language. Maybe I don't like to practise before publish. I prefer French but that's like an architect designing railroads. Like Vandalay industries? Like Costanza and a cute sexy blond girl? Excuse moi?

Why wasn't I born in London or Austin Texas, like the Voxtrot kid. The musician that writes like a new born Fante. Like Auster backpacking in his first year after high school. Why that bloke from Holland and not a muscled man from Berlin. Should I visit a gym? Am I zwei berliner?

Tomorrow I'l buy a car and drive it to Paris. Do they speak english in Paris? I'l drive down south, pass by Lyon and Annecy. Park my car in de shadow of some trees. It's pretty hot in Nice and I take of my shirt. I'm walking to the beach.

Why is it that my shorts aren't allowed in French swimming pools? Because of Hygiene? Shut the fuck up Donny, youre talking crap son. Talking to me? Yeah you, aren't you the moron from Denver? The dude with the big moustache and the sad face? Why are dutch people always speak english in silly oneliners? Guess whe watch to much television..

Writing in english. Maybe i'l give it a try. Just a thought, let's see what happens. I guess I won't...